at this point i don’t even have a personality it’s just 50% internet humor and 50% mental disorders
at this point i don’t even have a personality it’s just 50% internet humor and 50% mental disorders
honestly my entire life summed up
I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
“Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”
— John Green (via w-ildfires)
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